husband and wife - Noah's Archipelago

You’re Not Wearing That to Church!

Ruth has her hands full trying to get Noah and Ursula ready for the Easter Vigil.

Noah takes crochet matters into his own hands… to Ruth’s amusement and annoyance.

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

Noah’s motto when it comes to hot sauce? “Too much ain’t enough.”

Noah is an expert in the fine art of wife annoyance… but whether he considers it more of a duty or a privilege is anyone’s guess.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…