Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
This is a series of excerpts from a larger parody of an Atlantic profile of Bono I started and abandoned a while back. I’ve long been rolling my eyes at pseudo-intellectual Literary™ profiles of rock stars—I can remember as a kid reading some breathless Rolling Stone piece about Axl Rose where they visited him the … Read moreA bit more about Noah’s history
Noah muses on his guitarist Howie’s Vegas Valentine’s plans, plus Ursula’s got a clever plan for financial freedom this March.
Noah muses on his upcoming New Year’s Eve gig with his U2 tribute band and hopes to keep Ruth and Howie from coming to blows.
It’s December and Noah’s already busy making cookies for Christmas. He also muses on Ursula’s future and talks about price negotiations for band gigs.
Ursula still hasn’t told Noah what her costume is and he’s going nuts trying to figure it out so he can coordinate his own costume with hers.
On a recent date night with Ruth, Noah gets to check out some competition for his U2 tribute band. He also contemplates what to do after tonight’s date night.