Valerie Thorsen

Little Valerie Dot, aka “The Baby,” is Noah and Ruth‘s younger daughter. At this stage, we don’t know much about her other than she seems to have a knack for puking on cue when she’s not screaming or sleeping.

Noah likes to think the screaming shows promise of a future career in rock n roll, and swears this one time he heard Valerie scream perfectly in tune to the chorus of Nazareth’s “Hair of the Dog.”

It’s still a bit early to start booking gigs for a future Thorsen Family Nazareth tribute band, though Noah looks forward to those few golden years between when Valerie is old enough to be his designated driver and when she is old enough to claim her own beer tickets at the gig.

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