January 21, 2023: The Aftermath
Noah gets busted trying to sneak in the house post-gig. Hell hath no fury like Ruth when she catches Noah playing Marilyn Manson.
Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Noah gets busted trying to sneak in the house post-gig. Hell hath no fury like Ruth when she catches Noah playing Marilyn Manson.
Granted that Noah‘s leaving out the bit where Ruth slapped him when he hit on her wearing that suit, and didn’t manage to actually get with her til months later when he started his U2 tribute band, which was more to her liking, but meh… details…
So much for that Mechanical Animals-era Marilyn Manson costume… (inspired by the one MM wore here in the late ’90s)… Noah better start hitting that rowing machine he got for Viking homeschool. Well, if it makes ya feel better, Noah: MM couldn’t fit into his old sheer bodysuit now either and would also pop … Read moreJanuary 19, 2023: The Wardrobe Malfunction
Noah leans on Duke to cover for him on the night of the gig and babysit his little sisters, Saturday date night be damned.
It’s true that Noah and Ruth first met at one of Noah’s old Marilyn Manson tribute band gigs, but it didn’t take long before Ruth put an end to Noah’s Antichrist Superstar impersonation days.
A moment of silence for Ruth‘s Funko Bono… and if Valerie finds the stash of replacements Noah just bought, let’s have some pre-emptive moments of silence for them, too.
Yet another of Noah‘s attempts to teach Valerie and Ursula delayed gratification is thwarted.
Valerie‘s got a new favorite chew/teething toy… unfortunately it’s her mom‘s favorite Funko Pop: Bono. Looks like a trip to the toy store will be in order to find a replacement.
The hard work of being a baby like Valerie: sleep, cry, barf, cry, poop, cry…