Noah Thorsen’s garden, or: a brief history of Agnes’ lawn

A map of the property Noah Thorsen lives on in Pyra Draculea's comic Noah's Archipelago

Noah Thorsen’s home and garden Let’s have a tour of Noah Thorsen’s house and garden, shall we? Well, first off: it’s not Noah’s house, he just lives there. It’s Ruth’s house… well, it’s her parents’ guesthouse, actually. Ruth moved in on her 18th birthday as a trial run for living on her own and she’s … Read moreNoah Thorsen’s garden, or: a brief history of Agnes’ lawn

A bit more about Noah’s history

Noah lies on a leather sofa with a clipboard, pretending to be a psychiatrist. Meanwhile, his daughter Ursula makes faces at him through a window.

This is a series of excerpts from a larger parody of an Atlantic profile of Bono I started and abandoned a while back. I’ve long been rolling my eyes at pseudo-intellectual Literaryâ„¢ profiles of rock stars—I can remember as a kid reading some breathless Rolling Stone piece about Axl Rose where they visited him the … Read moreA bit more about Noah’s history

Noah’s Diary: February 3, 2026

Noah muses on his guitarist Howie’s Vegas Valentine’s plans, plus Ursula’s got a clever plan for financial freedom this March.