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Lake Fishing with Duke, Part 2

September 7, 2022September 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is standing up in his son Duke's boat in the middle of the lake. He's got binoculars up to his eyes and excitedly tells Duke, "Hooboy, Duke! I see some nice juicy ones over by the shore!" Duke, nonplussed, looks at one of his gadgets and replies "Fish finder says there's a school under us." Grinning, Noah replies "School, huh? Then cue up 'Hot For Teacher'!" Duke looks over his shoulder towards Noah and says "Wait... binoculars? What are you looking at?" We then see through Noah's binoculars that there are two pretty women in bikinis lying on the beach. Noah, slightly embarrassed by Duke's annoyance, says "Oh... um... nothing."

Categories Single page comicTags Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen

Lake Fishing with Duke, Part 1.5

September 7, 2022September 6, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is standing up in his son Duke's small boat in the middle of the lake, almost leaning out such that he might fall overboard. He's holding his fishing rod, bent with pressure as a tiny fish pulls on the line and Noah says "I'm telling you Duke: this one's a monster! For real this time!"

Forget Jonah and the whale, here’s Noah vs. the tiny yellow perch.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen

Lake Fishing with Duke, Part 1

September 5, 2022September 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is on a small boat with his son, Duke. Both have fishing poles and Noah brags to Duke "I got a good feeling, Duke. I think I'll get a real big one today!" Duke, nonplussed, replies "Uh huh." Noah continues "Got my lucky spinner, too" and he holds it up. Duke replies "mmmhmm..." Next we see Noah with his feet braced against the side of the boat, straining and leaning back while reeling in the rod, saying "I got a bite! He's huge! He's fighting like a champ! This might be a record!" However, what he's actually hooked is a teeny tiny yellow perch, no more than 3 or 4 inches in length. Noah, disappointed, says "Oh." Duke glances over his shoulder and deadpans "Very impressive, pops."

Categories Single page comicTags Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen

Noah’s Reading List

September 2, 2022September 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is laying fast asleep on a lounge chair in his in-laws' back yard, wearing a red speedo,with a glass of lemonade and his shades on a table next to him, a pillow behind his head and a book in his hands. The title of the book is "The Ruthless Elimination of Hurry."

Finally one of Ruth’s book recommendations has a message Noah can get enthusiastic about.

Categories Single panel cartoons

Back to School, part 3

September 2, 2022September 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and Noah are sitting up in bed. Ruth is still blathering on about going back to teaching next week, saying "And I can't wait to hear what books they read and find out what they learned." Noah is looking at Ruth's boobs and says "uh huh." Ruth then turns to Noah and asks "what about your summer reading?" Noah replies "um... I read an entire Garfield anthology." Next she says "Ugh, what about all the books I suggested?" We see a tall stack of self-help, faith-based, and marital books, including The Two Sides of Love, A Lasting Promise, Sacred Marriage, His Needs Her Needs, An Altar in the World, Brilliant Faith, The Unbreakable Marriage, 12 Rules for Life, Art and Faith, Death to Deconstruction, and Live No Lies. Noah lays on his side and props his head up on one hand and replies "Nope, but I did look at the pictures in an illustrated Kama Sutra. Wanna find out what I learned?"

Categories Single page comicTags Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen

Back to School, part 2.5

August 31, 2022September 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and his daughter Ursula are at a playground where Noah is pushing Ursula on a swing. Ursula asks "Daddy, how come Mommy's going back to work and you're not?" Noah thinks to himself "because Daddy is smarter than Mommy" but wisely says only "Different people have different career goals, honey."

Noah has long since learned not to say the quiet part out loud.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Back to School, part 2

August 30, 2022August 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth is smiling and talking about returning to her teaching job next week, saying "I'm so looking forward to seeing their eager little faces." Noah, busy shovelling cereal into his mouth, just mumbles "uh huh." Ruth continues "The way they light up when something clicks and they understand." Noah, busy chewing the last heaping spoonful of cereal, mumbles "mmm hmm." Ruth then scowls at Noah and says "It would be nice if everyone valued education and knowledge as much as I do." Noah smirks and says, "Hey, this is educational!" We now see that Noah and their daughter Ursula are sitting cross-legged on the floor in front of the TV, with bowls of cereal in their laps while Ruth stands over them. Noah turns to Ursula and says "See, honey, when the rock falls and squishes the coyote, that's cause of gravity." Ursula throws her arms up and cheers "yay gravity!"

Categories Single page comicTags Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

Back to School, part 1.5

August 29, 2022August 30, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah lying on his bed in a bathrobe, soaking his fingers, with a mud mask and cucumber slices on his face and a thick layer of conditioner on his chest

Unlike Ruth, Noah’s back to school regimen is pretty much the same as his usual weekly beauty routine.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Noah Thorsen

Back to School, part 1

August 29, 2022August 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth is holding the baby and looking at the calendar, thinking "A new school year... can't wait... I'll miss the kids, though." Immediately, the baby barfs all over her, then Ursula cuts Ruth's skirt into a micro-mini, saying "Mommy! I'm Betsey Johnson!" Ruth then thinks "Well, I'll miss Noah..." We then see Ruth standing in front of Noah, who is sitting on the sofa with a beer and the TV remote. Ursula says "Daddy! I played fashion designer on Mommy's dress!" Noah looks at Ruth's legs, her skirt now barely covering her butt, and says "Good job, Ursula!" Ruth replies "ugh... watch the kids a minute, I gotta change."

Categories Single page comicTags Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen

The Car Club Gig, Part 3

August 29, 2022August 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is singing U2's "Pride In The Name of Love" with his cover band at the car club's show. A girl comes up on the stage with Noah and says to him "OMG, I love oldies rock!" Noah, incredulous and covered in lipstick kisses from other women at the show, says to her, "Oldies rock? U2? How old are you?" The woman replies "I'm 21 today." Noah replies, "Really?" then says to the crowd, "Sing it with me, folks!" and leads the whole crowd in singing Happy Birthday to her. Then Noah then says "And now for a birthday spanking!" and he bends over and wiggles his butt at her and says "C'mon, give it to me!" She giggles and reaches to spank Noah. Meanwhile in the crowd, Glen's boss approaches him, yelling "Jenkins!" Glen replies "Hey, boss." Glen's boss then growls at him "That shithead onstage your friend?" Glen replies "Well, um, we're not best friends..." Next we see the woman asking Noah "What kinda car do you drive?" Noah grins and tells her "The kind with a big back seat!" Glen's boss, the woman's father, snarls at Glen "Your asshole buddy gets my little Charlotte anywhere near his back seat, I'm putting your '36 Ford Coupe in the car crusher!" Glen, terrified and wide-eyed and all too well aware of Noah's luck with the ladies, gulps hard and sweats.

Categories Single page comicTags Glen Jenkins, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates

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