January 31, 2023: Ursula Needs A Sport
No, Noah, carnival knife throwing is not a sport, no matter how much Ursula wants to try it.
Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
No, Noah, carnival knife throwing is not a sport, no matter how much Ursula wants to try it.
“Go play in traffic” was my maternal uncles’ favorite retort when us kids were being annoying in the ’80s. Anyway, one might wonder why Noah doesn’t ask Ruth whether she’d prefer a Danzig physique or a Jagger one… but she might tell him Bono, in which case Noah’s kinda already there. Side note: in … Read moreJanuary 30, 2023: Fitness Goals
Well, turnabout for Thursday is fair play. And Noah will be so much nicer once he has a couple donuts, lol…
That’s right, Glen, guard those fries. Clearly Noah‘s in need of some carb-loading. You just know Adam‘s getting another earful from Gigi about how it’s time to have his own babies after this visit.
Suddenly Noah‘s all about the whole salad-for-lunch thing. Maybe even three salads for lunch. Also, apparently the “ketchup is a vegetable” thing really happened. LOL…
Frank has had decades of practice circumventing Agnes‘ annual New Year’s diet.
Noah gets busted trying to sneak in the house post-gig. Hell hath no fury like Ruth when she catches Noah playing Marilyn Manson.
Granted that Noah‘s leaving out the bit where Ruth slapped him when he hit on her wearing that suit, and didn’t manage to actually get with her til months later when he started his U2 tribute band, which was more to her liking, but meh… details…