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Paper Bag Valentine’s

February 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wears a paper bag over her head to hide from Noah wearing a giant heart to her school.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, husband and wife, teacher life, teasing, Valentine's Day

One More Time, with Feeling!

February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah continues to pester Ruth to like her least favorite U2 songs.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, fandom, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing

Pride in the Name of Ruth

February 12, 2024February 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
If Ruth doesn't like the biggest U2 songs, she's just not trying hard enough.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing, U2

Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret

February 8, 2024February 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Under pressure from Noah to spill the beans, Ruth blurts out that she hates two of the most iconic U2 hits.

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, U2

Et Tu, Ruth?

February 8, 2024February 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah complains about his mother's secret-keeping to Ruth, who quickly regrets weighing in on the matter.

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife

At the Sphere

January 26, 2024November 4, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Bono, Cindy Dupont, Denise Dupont, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags concerts, disappointment, leprechauns, The Sphere, U2

When Bono Met the Thorsens

January 26, 2024November 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Bono, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags fandom, homework, selfies, U2

Ursula Meets Cindy

January 26, 2024November 2, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Cindy Dupont, Denise Dupont, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags customs, friendship, homework, pen pals

Belated Happy 4th!

February 16, 2024July 6, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen

Adam’s Call of Duty

February 16, 2024June 5, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen
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