Bono’s Butt

Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.
Ruth’s gonna be thinking of something really nasty to say about Beryl and Linda’s crushes’ butts in 3… 2… 1…


Continuing on from last time, Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Inspector Ursula gets found out.


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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Ruth and two of her fellow teachers are sitting in the lounge drinking coffee and gossiping about celebrity butts. Ursula’s teacher, Miss Fardemar, says, “C’mon, Ruth, you can’t possibly think Bono’s hotter than Jason Momoa!”

Ruth scowls, arms crossed, and says, “Shut up, Beryl!”

The kindergarten teacher, Mrs. Leung, replies to Miss Fardemar, “Depends. Are we talking Bono’s Butt? Or his bank account?”

Ruth growls while Miss Fardemar giggles and says, “He’s got a great bank account, but that butt?”

Mrs. Leung says, “Flat! Ruth’s dream man needs to hit the squat rack!” Ruth is furious and snarls, “Shut. Up. Linda!”

Just then a sneeze is heard from behind the sofa they’re sitting on. Miss Fardemar is startled, saying, “What was that?!” Ruth turns and looks and spots Ursula hiding: “Ursula!”

We hear Ursula shriek from behind the couch.