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Ursula Thorsen

Price vs. Value

April 19, 2024April 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips... that she isn't listening to.

Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips… that she isn’t listening to.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, Bono, disappointment, great expectations, Kid sister, plotting and scheming

You’re Still Whining About That?

April 19, 2024April 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is still sore about the $500 she'd hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, disappointment, Kid sister, plotting and scheming

Eclipse Excuse

April 19, 2024April 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

National Walk to Work Day

April 19, 2024April 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn't into celebrating Walk to Work/School Day.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, fitness and exercise, guilt trip, holidays, lazy

April Fools Redux

April 19, 2024April 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah isn't sways by Ursula's Bono bait-and-switch.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, shopping, stay at home dad, U2

April Fools 2024

April 19, 2024April 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula uses a Bono bait and switch on her mom

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bad behavior, Bono, bratty, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, mischief, mother and daughter, shopping, U2

You’re Not Wearing That to Church!

April 17, 2024March 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah have some questionable ideas about churchwear.

Ruth has her hands full trying to get Noah and Ursula ready for the Easter Vigil.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, church, costumes, daddy daughter, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, mother and daughter, playing make believe

Crochet 4 Dudes

April 17, 2024March 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth chitchat about crochet and setting a good example.

Noah takes crochet matters into his own hands… to Ruth’s amusement and annoyance.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, husband and wife, teasing

Agnes Doesn’t DIY

April 17, 2024March 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Agnes to teach Ursula to make doilies but gets an answer he wasn't expecting.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, great expectations, in-laws, lazy, shopping

Can We Go Now?

April 17, 2024March 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is duly impressed with the doilies Ursula has picked up... more so than Ursula herself.

Noah has a mistaken idea of where doilies should come from.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, boredom, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, lazy, shopping
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