April Fools Redux

Noah isn't sways by Ursula's Bono bait-and-switch.
Nice try, kiddo, but your ol’ man only cares about Bono in terms of getting lucky with your mom.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.



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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Noah is at his desk, working on his computer (or just Facebooking). Ursula comes up to him and tries the same toy store tactic she used on Ruth the other day, flailing her arms and yelling, “Daddy! We have to go to the toy store!”

He doesn’t even look up from his iMac and says, “Nope.”

Ursula continues with her script: “No, you don’t understand! Bono’s gonna be there signing Funko—”

Noah interrupts her, saying, “Daddy doesn’t care, honey.”