Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.
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Comic description
In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:
Duke is over grilling and Ursula goes up to him and starts complaining about the failure of her attempt to get Noah to pay her $500 for Ruth’s “secrets”: having a crush on Bono and thinking Jason Momoa has a nice butt. She shakes her fist and says, “I can’t believe Daddy wouldn’t pay me that $500!”
Duke says, “You’re still whining about that?”
She says, “I got cheated!”
Duke rolls his eyes and says, “It’s been a month. Get over it.”
Ursula is furious and growls, “But I investigated Mommy’s secrets!”
Duke replies, “And found they weren’t worth $500.”
Ursula insists, “But I worked really hard!”
Her brother thinks, “Doubtful,” but says, “Yeah, well… Try working smarter.”
