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Choices, Choices…

April 19, 2024March 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy's Day

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, costumes, holidays, husband and wife, playing make believe, teasing, U2

Pi Day

April 3, 2024March 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead

Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, stay at home dad

“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”

March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is still icing his butthurt while Ruth and him discuss how he got in this situation.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, fandom, husband and wife, teasing

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, teasing

The Squat Rack Deception

March 13, 2024March 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Adam about a squat rack and Adam misunderstands why.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, father and son, fitness and exercise, great expectations, lazy, maximum efficiency, vanity

Noah the Cheapskate

March 13, 2024March 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula demands payment but Noah cheaps out.

Noah is refusing to pay up and Inspector Ursula is pissed.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, great expectations, money, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad

Pay Up, Sucker

March 13, 2024March 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Inspector Ursula has solved the case and seeks payment for her services.

With the case of her mother’s secret solved, Inspector Ursula returns to her client Noah to receive payment… but said client doesn’t want to pay up.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, pay up, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad

Happy Leap Year!

March 13, 2024February 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to play by Noah's costumed selfie rules

Noah and Valerie are dressed up as frogs for Leap Day, but Ursula would rather be a T-Rex. Happy Leap Day!

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, disappointment, family black sheep, holidays, playing make believe, stay at home dad

Inspector Ursula’s Real Aim

February 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
An annoyed Noah finds out what's really driving Inspector Ursula

Ursula doesn’t believe freedom from consequences, at least for Noah. Especially if it’s the consequences of not buying her stuff she wants.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, Lego, stay at home dad

The Diary Lead

February 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
In refuting Ursula's sales pitch, Noah inadvertently tells Ursula where to find Ruth's secrets.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, private investigator, stay at home dad
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