Noah the Cheapskate

Ursula demands payment but Noah cheaps out.
Again: get it in writing, kiddo.


Noah is refusing to pay up and Inspector Ursula is pissed.


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In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Ursula is enraged, saying, “I told you I’d find Mommy’s secrets for $500. I did find them. I expect payment.”

Noah, nonplussed, tells her, “Sorry, kiddo. I already know your mommy likes Bono and I don’t care if she thinks Jason Momoa has a nice butt. That’s not a $500 secret.”

Ursula flails her fists in the air and yells, “Not fair!”

Noah rolls his eyes and digs in his pocket, saying, ” Ugh… fine. Tell ya what: here’s five bucks.”

Ursula snatches the five dollars but yells, “This is way less than $500!” Noah replies, “Uh huh. And if you can tell me how much less than $500, I might give you another five bucks.”