Pay Up, Sucker

Inspector Ursula has solved the case and seeks payment for her services.
This is why you always get your clients to sign a contract, kiddo.


With the case of her mother’s secret solved, Inspector Ursula returns to her client Noah to receive payment… but said client doesn’t want to pay up.


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Noah is working on his veggie seedlings, carrying a tray of them around when Ursula comes in, wearing her pink Sherlock Holmes hat and telling her father, “Daddy, I hope you have that $500 ready.”

Noah, perplexed, says, “I never agreed to pay you $500.”

Ursula scowls, saying, “But I went deep undercover to get this secret, Daddy. I went through Hell at great risk.”

Noah is unimpressed, saying, “Didn’t you just hide in the teachers’ lounge for 5 minutes during recess?” as he fills his watering can at the sink. As he waters his seedlings, Ursula smiles and says, “Exactly. Now pay up.”