U2 - Noah's Archipelago

Ruth’s Sexy Boots

Noah takes credit for Ruth’s purchases.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Noah will go to great lengths to make Ruth happy… and to avoid Saturday chores.