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U2

Bono’s Birthday 2025

May 11, 2025May 10, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Noah solemnly celebrates Bono’s birthday today. Ruth and Ursula? Not so much.

Noah solemnly celebrates Bono’s birthday today.

Ruth and Ursula? Not so much.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags attention seeking, birthday, Bono, bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, disappointment, good home cooking, great expectations, husband and wife, U2

Only 16 Hours?

April 11, 2025December 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Ursula and Noah commiserate about their miserable evenings.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, mother and daughter, playing make believe, slight exaggerations, tribute band, U2

Keeping Up With the Joneses

April 10, 2025October 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
In a heroic display of hypocrisy, Ruth questions Noah’s Pinterest addiction.

In a heroic display of hypocrisy, Ruth questions Noah’s Pinterest addiction.

Categories Bono, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arts and crafts, awkward questions, husband and wife, stay at home dad, teasing, U2

Ruth’s Sexy Boots

October 14, 2024August 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah takes credit for Ruth’s purchases.

Noah takes credit for Ruth’s purchases.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, teasing, U2

April Fools Redux

April 19, 2024April 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah isn't sways by Ursula's Bono bait-and-switch.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, shopping, stay at home dad, U2

April Fools 2024

April 19, 2024April 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula uses a Bono bait and switch on her mom

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bad behavior, Bono, bratty, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, mischief, mother and daughter, shopping, U2

Choices, Choices…

April 19, 2024March 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy's Day

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, costumes, holidays, husband and wife, playing make believe, teasing, U2

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Categories Linda Leung, Miss Fardemar, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, busted, celebrity crush, fandom, gossip, private investigator, teacher life, U2

Pride in the Name of Ruth

February 12, 2024February 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
If Ruth doesn't like the biggest U2 songs, she's just not trying hard enough.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing, U2

Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret

February 8, 2024February 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Under pressure from Noah to spill the beans, Ruth blurts out that she hates two of the most iconic U2 hits.

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, U2
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