Choices, Choices…
Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day
husband and wife
“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”
Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.
The Diary Lead
Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.
To Love, Honor, and Annoy
Noah is an expert in the fine art of wife annoyance… but whether he considers it more of a duty or a privilege is anyone’s guess.
Paper Bag Valentine’s
Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.
Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.
One More Time, with Feeling!
At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.
Pride in the Name of Ruth
You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…
Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret
Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?
Et Tu, Ruth?
Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.