great expectations - Noah's Archipelago

An Offer Noah Can’t Refuse

It’s that time of year again and Ursula ain’t playing. Get that bear or else, Noah.

Ruth’s students might have thrown paper airplanes and even spitballs, but they probably didn’t barf on her or ask to throw knives.

Noah loves any opportunity to dress up that doesn’t require him to button a shirt.

Noah is checking his phone and learns the Queen has died, so he imagines himself as King of England.

No luck with the fishes so Noah’s going for better catches.

Forget Jonah and the whale, here’s Noah vs. the tiny yellow perch.

Better luck next time, Noah.

Glen Jenkins: classic car rock snob/connoisseur of songs involving hopping into the backseat.

Yes, Noah could learn to fix his own flats, but it’s so much more efficient to just get Glen to do it.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.