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Ursula’s Schoolmates

Betty the Snotty Beauty Queen

April 12, 2025January 20, 2025 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula draws an unflattering cartoon of the class beauty queen.

Ursula draws an unflattering cartoon of the class beauty queen.

Categories Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags arts and crafts, attention seeking, bad behavior, bratty, mischief, teasing

At Least Lily’s Impressed

April 9, 2025October 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah’s Halloween DIY decisions are finally vindicated.

Noah’s Halloween DIY decisions are finally vindicated.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags arguments, arts and crafts, bratty, halloween decor, husband and wife, teasing

Team Swiftie 4Ever

May 8, 2024May 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, fandom, frenemies, Taylor Swift

Ursula’s Favorite Songs

May 8, 2024May 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.

Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, fandom, frenemies, hipster, Joy Division

Playing Fortnight

May 8, 2024April 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Ursula’s pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, fandom, frenemies, Taylor Swift

Edited Outta Context

May 8, 2024April 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the hard way that Ursula's journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, journalism, playing make believe, stay at home dad

Today’s Top Stories

May 8, 2024April 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, journalism, playing make believe

Competitive Analysis

May 8, 2024April 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what's most important.

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, great expectations, journalism

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