Noah’s Diary: February 17, 2026
Noah recounts getting dunked into the fountain at the BC Legislature by Ursula’s classmates on yesterday’s field trip… and hopes Ursula wasn’t in on it.
Ursula’s Schoolmates
Noah’s Diary: October 28, 2025
Ursula still hasn’t told Noah what her costume is and he’s going nuts trying to figure it out so he can coordinate his own costume with hers.
Ursula Complains About Puppets and Horses
Ursula and Lily have very different attitudes about the end of school.
Team Swiftie 4Ever
Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.
Ursula’s Favorite Songs
Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.
Edited Outta Context
Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.
Today’s Top Stories
Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.