grandmother - Noah's Archipelago

They’re Not Pets

Noah and his sons are still talking about Granny’s gators and Noah’s still missing the point.

Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.