They’re Not Pets

Noah and his sons discuss the gators in Granny Thorsen's yard.
Ingredients, however…

Noah and his sons are still talking about Granny’s gators and Noah’s still missing the point.


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Noah sulks with his face in his hands, looking down and saying “…and she refuses to fence the yard to keep her stupid pet gators out of the pool!” Adam scowls and Duke rolls his eyes, saying, “They’re not pets, Pops.” A wide-eyed and anxious Noah replies, “No kidding! I mean, normal people don’t keep pet gators but—”

Adam cuts his father off, saying, “Uh, Pops… don’t you remember Granny Thorsen’s signature gator sliders?” Confused, Noah says, “Yeah?” but clearly doesn’t get the connection. Duke reiterates: “Like I said, they’re not pets.”