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Team Swiftie 4Ever

May 8, 2024May 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Ursula’s Favorite Songs

May 8, 2024May 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.

Playing Fortnight

May 8, 2024April 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula’s pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”

March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is still icing his butthurt while Ruth and him discuss how he got in this situation.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

One More Time, with Feeling!

February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah continues to pester Ruth to like her least favorite U2 songs.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

When Bono Met the Thorsens

January 26, 2024November 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Happy Saturday

February 7, 2024October 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah brings Ruth a copy of People Magazine.

Noah will go to great lengths to make Ruth happy… and to avoid Saturday chores.

Ruth’s Ticket Strikeout

June 12, 2024October 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth can't get tickets to Bono's book tour and Noah has to rub it in.

Noah never misses a chance to bug Ruth about her massive U2 fandom, so he bugs her with song title puns when she can’t score tickets to Bono’s book tour.