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Howie’s Load-Out Lament

Howie rants about Noah’s conspicuous absence from load-out.

Noah is a wanted man and goes into hiding after the show.

Noah’s at his Bon Jovi tribute band gig and the fans are getting out of hand.

Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.

Ursula’s pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.