U2 - Noah's Archipelago

Choices, Choices…

April 19, 2024March 16, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is torn between dressing up as Bono and dressing up as a leprechaun for St. Paddy’s Day

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Pride in the Name of Ruth

February 12, 2024February 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

If Ruth doesn't like the biggest U2 songs, she's just not trying hard enough.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret

February 8, 2024February 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Under pressure from Noah to spill the beans, Ruth blurts out that she hates two of the most iconic U2 hits.

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

At the Sphere

January 26, 2024November 4, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

When Bono Met the Thorsens

January 26, 2024November 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Happy Saturday

February 7, 2024October 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah brings Ruth a copy of People Magazine.

Noah will go to great lengths to make Ruth happy… and to avoid Saturday chores.

Mr. Dressup

January 26, 2024October 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Glen are talking at the beginning of the Battle of the Tribute Bands gig before either has gone onstage. Glen is wearing his usual: a grey t-shirt, dark jeans, and his signature red bandana headband. Noah is dressed up like Bono (a mishmash of early 90s Fly-era Bono with the big black shades and shiny black leather jacket and pants with early 2000s touches like the open black shirt and cross necklace baring his hairy chest), with his normally curly hair straightened and slicked back. Glen scowls and says, "Playing Mr. Dressup Again, eh, Thorsen?" Noah smiles and replies, "The better to beat your arse tonight, Glen." We see they are up on a mezzanine balcony in the venue and the opener, a Tina Turner tribute act called Steamy Tina is performing in the background to a packed crowd. Glen retorts, "Pfft! Not a chance! It's about the music, not a costume." Noah grins and shoves Glen back, saying, "Ha! The costume is what makes a tribute band. Now, may the best Irishman win!" Glen scowls and responds, "You're not from Ireland, Thorsen, you're from Flin Flon!" Unfazed, Noah replies, "Still." Glen is furious and shakes his fist in the air, yelling, "I have more Irish blood than you!" Noah is still grinning and walking away as he tell Glen, "Don't be a sore loser, Glen."

Noah seems to think the flatiron is the key to battle-of-the-tribute-bands glory. To be fair, I used to know someone who played in a few tribute bands and a lot of dudes agree with Noah that you have to dress the part as well as sound the part… but there’s definitely a large contingent … Read moreMr. Dressup

Noah Prepares for Battle

January 26, 2024October 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth’s Ticket Strikeout

June 12, 2024October 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth can't get tickets to Bono's book tour and Noah has to rub it in.

Noah never misses a chance to bug Ruth about her massive U2 fandom, so he bugs her with song title puns when she can’t score tickets to Bono’s book tour.