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The Investigation Continues

April 10, 2025November 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
A nervous Noah tries to derail Inspector Ursula’s Case of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

A nervous Noah tries to derail Inspector Ursula’s Case of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, candy, complaints, daddy daughter, mischief, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad, theft

Inspector Ursula Gathers Evidence

April 10, 2025November 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Inspector Ursula is hot on the trail of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

Inspector Ursula is hot on the trail of the Peanut Butter Cup Thief.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, candy, complaints, daddy daughter, Halloween, private investigator, stay at home dad

Noah the Cheapskate

March 13, 2024March 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula demands payment but Noah cheaps out.

Noah is refusing to pay up and Inspector Ursula is pissed.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, great expectations, money, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad

Pay Up, Sucker

March 13, 2024March 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Inspector Ursula has solved the case and seeks payment for her services.

With the case of her mother’s secret solved, Inspector Ursula returns to her client Noah to receive payment… but said client doesn’t want to pay up.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, pay up, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Categories Linda Leung, Miss Fardemar, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, busted, celebrity crush, fandom, gossip, private investigator, teacher life, U2

Ursula in the Belly of the Teachers’ Lounge Beast

February 27, 2024February 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is hiding behind the couch in the teachers' lounge and psyching herself out for what she might be about to overhear.

Inspector Ursula worries what horrors she might be about to witness in the teachers’ lounge as she hides behind the couch.

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags Escape from School, family secret, great expectations, playing make believe, private investigator, teacher life

Undercover Ursula

February 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula goes undercover to solve the mystery of her mother's secrets.

In order to solve the mystery of Ruth’s secrets, Inspector Ursula prepares for a sting operation… the things she’ll do for Lego…

Categories Ursula ThorsenTags family secret, playing make believe, private investigator

The Diary Lead

February 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
In refuting Ursula's sales pitch, Noah inadvertently tells Ursula where to find Ruth's secrets.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, private investigator, stay at home dad

Ursula Names Her Price

February 21, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula tells Noah just how much her investigation is going to cost him.

Ursula sure seems very optimistic about the market demands for her services… either that or she thinks Noah’s a mark.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, great expectations, private investigator, stay at home dad

Ursula the Private Investor

February 19, 2024February 19, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula dons her Sherlock Holmes hat in the hopes of cashing in on Noah's curiosity.

Ursula sees a huge fiscal opportunity in Ruth’s secrets and Noah’s nosiness.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, great expectations, playing make believe, private investigator, stay at home dad

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