daddy daughter - Noah's Archipelago

Nice Try, Ursula

Noah’s a man on a dressmaking mission, no matter what complaints Ursula has.

There’s only one shopping destination Ursula hates more than the mall.

Ursula’s music snob is showing. To be fair, nothing makes something uncool faster than enthusiastic parental approval.

Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.