Ursula Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Thrifted Doilies

April 17, 2024March 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is still shopping and Ursula is still bored... but finds a stash of doilies to dump in the cart.

Ursula is still bored, even though they’ve only been here 20 minutes and it’s only the sixth thrift store of the day.

Leisure Suit Noah

April 3, 2024March 18, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is busy hunting for a vintage leisure suit at the thrift store while Ursula is bored and seeks to speed the process along

Noah drags Ursula to his favorite thrift store and she’s not thrilled… despite only having been there for 45 minutes and it’s only the sixth store of the day.

Pi Day

April 3, 2024March 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead.

The Mathasorus

March 13, 2024March 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

A guest cartoon by Ursula, showing why math is dangerous

A special cartoon from guest artist Ursula.

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Noah the Cheapskate

March 13, 2024March 4, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula demands payment but Noah cheaps out.

Noah is refusing to pay up and Inspector Ursula is pissed.

Pay Up, Sucker

March 13, 2024March 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Inspector Ursula has solved the case and seeks payment for her services.

With the case of her mother’s secret solved, Inspector Ursula returns to her client Noah to receive payment… but said client doesn’t want to pay up.

Bono’s Butt

April 19, 2024March 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Turns out Ursula is allergic to teachers gossiping.

Ruth and her fellow teachers gossip about celebrity butts and Ursula gets found out.

Happy Leap Year!

March 13, 2024February 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula refuses to play by Noah's costumed selfie rules

Noah and Valerie are dressed up as frogs for Leap Day, but Ursula would rather be a T-Rex. Happy Leap Day!

Ursula in the Belly of the Teachers’ Lounge Beast

February 27, 2024February 28, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula is hiding behind the couch in the teachers' lounge and psyching herself out for what she might be about to overhear.

Inspector Ursula worries what horrors she might be about to witness in the teachers’ lounge as she hides behind the couch.