Ursula Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula’s Favorite Songs

Jazmin asks Ursula for her favorite songs but forgets to specify that only Taylor Swift songs count.

Ursula’s pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Duke’s had it with Ursula’s lack of listening and vice versa.

Ursula still isn’t heeding Duke’s business basics tips.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.