Ursula Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Competitive Analysis

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Duke’s had it with Ursula’s lack of listening and vice versa.

Ursula still isn’t heeding Duke’s business basics tips.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips… that she isn’t listening to.

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.