Noah Thorsen - Noah's Archipelago

Ursula Names Her Price

Ursula sure seems very optimistic about the market demands for her services… either that or she thinks Noah’s a mark.

Ursula sees a huge fiscal opportunity in Ruth’s secrets and Noah’s nosiness.

Noah’s motto when it comes to hot sauce? “Too much ain’t enough.”

Noah is an expert in the fine art of wife annoyance… but whether he considers it more of a duty or a privilege is anyone’s guess.

Noah never met a silly costume or a holiday he didn’t embrace whole-heartedly… much to Ursula’s chagrin.

Still, the paper bag is a bit unnecessary, as we can be sure that all her school friends know Noah’s her dad by now.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.