Ursula the Private Investor

Ursula dons her Sherlock Holmes hat in the hopes of cashing in on Noah's curiosity.
Wouldn’t that require Noah to be as rich as Warren Buffet?


Ursula sees a huge fiscal opportunity in Ruth’s secrets and Noah’s nosiness.


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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Ursula, wearing her pink Sherlock Holmes hat, comes up to Noah, who is folding laundry on the sofa. Ursula says, “I hear you’re wanting to learn Mommy’s secrets.”

Noah thinks, “uh-oh…” but only says, “Oh?” as he pulls a towel out of the laundry basket.

Ursula continues her pitch, saying, “Secrets are a serious matter, Daddy.” Noah continues with the laundry folding and simply grumbles, “Mmm…”

Ursula then tells him, “This is the sorta thing us private investors can really help with.” She holds out a business card that reads:

Inspekter Ursula
private invester
secrets solved for $

Noah asks her, “Don’t you mean ‘investigators’?” Ursula grins andclasps her hands, replying, “No, Daddy. I plan to use all the money you’re gonna pay me to become the next Warren Buffet.” Noah scowls.