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Year: 2022

Noah’s Secret Roomba

June 12, 2024October 11, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah's efficiency knows no bounds, ditto his sneakiness.

Noah and Adam discuss how Noah gets all the vacuuming done while still having time to watch his soaps.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags chores, father and son, husband and wife, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos, stay at home dad

The Great Grub Caper

June 12, 2024October 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Duke smuggles in some good home cooking to Noah from his brother Adam's mom, Gigi.

Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!

Get the good grub, even if you have to sneak it in like Noah and Duke.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags father and son, good home cooking, great expectations, husband and wife, sneaking around, Thanksgiving

Ruth’s Ticket Strikeout

June 12, 2024October 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth can't get tickets to Bono's book tour and Noah has to rub it in.

Noah never misses a chance to bug Ruth about her massive U2 fandom, so he bugs her with song title puns when she can’t score tickets to Bono’s book tour.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, disappointment, fandom, great expectations, husband and wife, teasing, U2

Thanksgiving Dreaming

June 12, 2024October 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth argue about which relative's house to celebrate Thanksgiving at.

Ruth is going to drag Noah to her mom’s for Thanksgiving, whether he likes it or not… and whether her food is inedible or not.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags daydreams, disappointment, Ex-wife, husband and wife, in-laws, Thanksgiving

The Day After Costco

June 12, 2024October 6, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah argue about whether she can have some of that sweet, sweet Costco sugar.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, stay at home dad

The Giant Skeleton

June 12, 2024October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Adam decorate for Halloween, much to Agnes' annoyance.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, grandmother, halloween decor, in-laws, Kid sister

Garlic for the Undead

June 12, 2024October 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth spots Noah planting way too much garlic in the garden, but he has his reasons.

Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, in-laws, teasing

The Not-So-Nudie Beach

June 12, 2024October 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Gigi's tales of having frequented the nude beach ruin Adam's appetite for lunch (and beyond).

Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Gigi Malone, Noah ThorsenTags at the beach, Ex-wife, father and son, memories

October Beach Day

June 12, 2024October 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth discuss going to the beach on an early October day.

Nothing like an early fall day at the beach… especially if you go there on snow tires.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags at the beach, husband and wife

Winter Tires

June 12, 2024September 30, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is getting Glen to put the snow tires on the car at Ruth's insistence due to local highway rules... even though it's during a late heat wave.

Where I live there are stretches of highway requiring snow tires (or the M+S all-seasons) as of October 1 every year… even if we have an autumn heat wave.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags chores, guilt trip, husband and wife
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