The Not-So-Nudie Beach

Noah and Gigi's tales of having frequented the nude beach ruin Adam's appetite for lunch (and beyond).
Wreck Beach is Vancouver’s premier appetite-ruining location.


Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.


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Comic description

In case of broken image links or accessibility issues with today’s cartoon, here’s the gist of today’s cartoon:

Noah is soaking up the sun on a chair at the beach when his eldest son Adam and Adam’s mom Gigi arrive. Adam has a couple of large beach umbrellas and says, “Hey, Pops, Ma and I brought some shade.” Gigi has bags of takeout containers and adds, “And lunch.”

Noah replies to Adam, “Shade? Naw, I wanna soak up all the sun I can before the gloom hits.”

Gigi says, “I’m surprised you didn’t pick the nudie beach.” Noah grins as he checks out a passing bikini-clad girl and says, “The view’s much nicer here.” Adam, setting up the first umbrella, says, “Yeah, never anyone at the nude beach who should be seen nude.”

This greatly offends his Gigi, who snarls, “Hey! Your dad and I used to go all the time when we lived in Vancouver!” (to which Noah adds, “yeah!”)

Adam is grossed out at the thought of his parents at a nude beach and makes a disgusted face as he says, “Thanks for ruining my lunch, Ma… for the next 6 years.”