Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.
Usually Noah‘s a pretty easygoing guy, but every now and then we hit a nerve that brings out his fiercely competitive side. Don’t count your blue ribbons before the tomato plants have even hit an inch tall, though.
Agnes‘ neighbors all have security cameras aimed at their trees when they go out of town.
Grandpa Frank, ya gotta look around before you open your mouth… especially when it comes to things you know your wife Agnes and your daughter Ruth disapprove of.
Now, now, Noah… you know full well your mother is not a card counter. She’s just very lucky at the casinos. Blessed, even. That is all.
I hear ya, Ursula: I also hated Valentine’s Day and the mandated card-giving when I was your age. Noah, of course, loves Valentine’s Day and is probably wondering if Ursula might, in fact, be a changeling.
Noah might have fibbed to Ursula about where gummy bears… just a little bit… maybe… anyway, it was for a good cause to get her involved with the garden.
In Canada, we’re each allowed to have up to 4 “interesting” plants for personal consumption. Noah, however, isn’t particularly interested in “interesting” plants.
Apparently Ursula doesn’t know that gummy bears are just made from fruit juice, so some grow on trees, some grow on bushes, some grow on vines, and some grow on little green plants.
Can confirm: camping is just sleeping on the ground with bugs. Duke isn’t bothered, but Princess Ursula is certainly not into anything involving bugs.
