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June 16, 2023: Ursula’s Silkscreening Report

June 18, 2023June 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single page comicsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's classmates

June 7, 2023: Ursula’s New Assignment

June 18, 2023June 7, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single page comicsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen

May 24, 2023: ChatGPT Book Reports?

May 27, 2023May 24, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single page comicsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's classmates

May 17, 2023: Questions?

May 16, 2023May 17, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen

April 17, 2023: Ursula’s Work Report

May 15, 2023April 17, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single page comicsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's classmates

April 11, 2023: Schoolwork About Work

May 15, 2023April 11, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's classmates

March 16, 2023: Back to School

May 15, 2023March 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen

February 27, 2023: Last Year’s Art Gallery Field Trip

April 27, 2023February 27, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's teacher, Beryl Fardemar, and Ruth are in the teachers' lounge on their coffee break. Beryl looks anxious and says, "So our field trip to the art gallery is Friday." Ruth replies, "My condolences." Beryl continues, "I heard your husband made a fool of himself last year." Ruth answers, "Noah insists otherwise." Beryl looks confused and asks, "Didn't he do an interpretive dance?" Ruth looks off to the side and says, "It looked more like a seizure, but sure." Alarmed, Beryl mutters to herself, "Dear Lord..." while Ruth shrugs and says, "Look on the bright side: unlike last year, I won't be there, so he won't be on his worst behavior." We see Ruth's memory of part of last year's trip, in which a laughing Noah lies on his back on one of the sculpture platforms with one leg up in the air and calls out to a pregnant Ruth, "Hey Ruth! Draw me like one of your French guys!" Ruth is mortified and covers her face in her hands while Ursula asks, "Mommy, what's Daddy talking about?"

  I think I got the allusion to the Titanic movie rather close. It’s a wonder the Art Gallery hasn’t banned Noah for his antics there, but then again he does help with fundraising for the gallery and the museum and is somewhat of a local D list micro-celebrity, sorta.

Categories Single page comicsTags Miss Fardemar, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie Thorsen

January 5, 2023: Ursula’s Resolutions

January 5, 2023January 5, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's teacher, Miss Fardemar, is standing in front of the class with "New Year's Resolutions" written on the board behind her. She asks, "So who has a New Year's resolution they'd like to share?" Ursula has her hand up and is waving it, and Miss Fardemar calls on her: "Ursula?" Ursula says, "Watch more cartoons and do less homework!" Miss Fardemar replies, "Well, you have to do the homework I assign." Ursula retorts, "Not if you make a resolution to stop assigning it."

  Nice try, Ursula. Swing and a miss, but nice try.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen

January 3, 2023: Back to School

January 2, 2023January 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's teacher, Miss Fardemar is smiling and clutching a stack of papers to her chest as Ursula enters the classroom. Miss Fardemar says to her, "Ursula, you're back! I thought you were off to raid England in Viking homeschool." Ursula scowls and growls in response. Miss Fardemar continues, "Well, you can tell us all about it... maybe even in Danish!" Ursula replies, "Pretty sure I'll get detention if I use any of the Danish words I learned from my brothers..."

  Guess Ruth told Beryl all about the whole Viking homeschool thing.

Categories Single panel cartoonsTags Miss Fardemar, Ursula Thorsen
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