great expectations - Noah's Archipelago

King Noah the First

Noah is checking his phone and learns the Queen has died, so he imagines himself as King of England.

No luck with the fishes so Noah’s going for better catches.

Forget Jonah and the whale, here’s Noah vs. the tiny yellow perch.

Better luck next time, Noah.

Glen Jenkins: classic car rock snob/connoisseur of songs involving hopping into the backseat.

Yes, Noah could learn to fix his own flats, but it’s so much more efficient to just get Glen to do it.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.

Ruth’s mom laments Noah’s lack of a job and urges Ruth to “make herself available” for a cheating ex-boyfriend who is soon getting divorced.

Noah had better stay a landlubber.