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Need To Know Basis

February 5, 2024February 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is confronting his mother via video call about how she kept secrets from him... and still does so.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, family black sheep, family secret, mother and son

Everyone Knows, Daddy.

February 7, 2024February 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is shocked to learn that Ursula already knows all about Granny Thorsen's gator poaching.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, stay at home dad

The Awkwardness Continues

February 7, 2024February 2, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula's awkward conversation about bad behavior continues.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

We Need to Talk

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls Ursula aside to talk about morals and his mother's lack thereof, but Ursula misunderstands and ends up telling on herself.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, getting in trouble, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

What Will Ruth Say?

February 7, 2024January 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the truth about his mother's gator activities and can't quite handle it.

The penny drops and Noah learns the truth of his mother’s “pets.”

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, family secret, father and son, gators, in-laws, poaching

Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, in-laws

Noah’s Gym Routine

February 7, 2024November 14, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
In her quest for more unsupervised alone time, Ursula wants to know why Noah doesn't get out more. Say, to the gym.

Noah’s got his flex on, Ruth has her cringe on.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, husband and wife, selfies

Ursula’s Priorities

February 7, 2024November 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Ursula if she's done her homework before drawing.

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, homework

Who Came Second?

February 5, 2024October 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, cover band, disappointment, frenemies, great expectations, lead singer, sore loser, tribute band

Ursula Hates Fractions

June 12, 2024September 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, homework, math sucks, missing the point, stay at home dad
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