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Working Hard or Hardly Working

May 8, 2024April 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws

Pi Day

April 3, 2024March 14, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead

Noah celebrates Pi Day with a homemade pie but Ursula wants to celebrate Chocolate Cake Day instead.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, stay at home dad

“Unrealistic Butt Beauty Standards”

March 13, 2024March 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is still icing his butthurt while Ruth and him discuss how he got in this situation.

Noah is still butthurt over having hurt his butt, and he knows what’s to blame.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, fandom, husband and wife, teasing

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, teasing

The Squat Rack Deception

March 13, 2024March 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Adam about a squat rack and Adam misunderstands why.

Noah gets Adams hopes up when he asks Adam about squat racks… but not for the reasons Adam expects.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, father and son, fitness and exercise, great expectations, lazy, maximum efficiency, vanity

The Diary Lead

February 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
In refuting Ursula's sales pitch, Noah inadvertently tells Ursula where to find Ruth's secrets.

Noah inadvertently gives Inspector Ursula a lead… hopefully Ruth remembered to write her diary in cursive so neither one of these two can read it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, family secret, great expectations, husband and wife, mischief, private investigator, stay at home dad

One More Time, with Feeling!

February 12, 2024February 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah continues to pester Ruth to like her least favorite U2 songs.

At this point these two aren’t even arguing about the songs anymore, it’s about stupid primate dominance games.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, fandom, great expectations, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing

Pride in the Name of Ruth

February 12, 2024February 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
If Ruth doesn't like the biggest U2 songs, she's just not trying hard enough.

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, teasing, U2

Ruth’s Dirty Little Prideful Secret

February 8, 2024February 9, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Under pressure from Noah to spill the beans, Ruth blurts out that she hates two of the most iconic U2 hits.

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife, U2

Et Tu, Ruth?

February 8, 2024February 7, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah complains about his mother's secret-keeping to Ruth, who quickly regrets weighing in on the matter.

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, family secret, guilt trip, husband and wife
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