Noah's Archipelago - Noah Thorsen: Rock 'n' Roll House Dad

January 9, 2023: The Hazards of Sneezes

January 12, 2023January 9, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Adam and Duke are sitting on the couch playing video games and Ursula comes up and pokes Duke in the arm, saying, "Psst... Girls get pregnant when a boy sneezes on them, right?" Adam laughs and says "Who told you that?" Ursula replies, "Jenny says her mom's pregnant because her dad sneezed." Adam grins and asks, "Jenny's flunking science, isn't she?" Ursula says "Yeah..." then, confused, adds, "Wait, how'd you know that?" Adam replies, "Magic." Ursula then tells her brothers, "Anyway there's this runny-nosed kid Tommy who's always sneezing and—" Duke cuts her off and tells her, "You can't get pregnant from sneezes." Adam pipes up with, "Cooties, however..."

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January 7, 2023: Comparing Notes

January 12, 2023January 7, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Adam and his girlfriend Stacey are sitting on mismatched throne chairs in their living room, each looking exhausted and sitting with their feet up on an ottoman and drinking a beer. Stacey asks Adam, "How's your mom?" Adam replies, "Guilt-trippy and baby crazy." Stacey says, "Same old same old, then. And your dad?" "Telling me how many kids and ex-wives he had at my age. What's your mom been up to?" Stacey tells him "Plastering the walls of the shop with pics of wedding dresses." "As one does on a Saturday afternoon," Adam answers.

Nice to see that Stacey and Adam‘s moms have something in common. Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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January 6, 2023: Gigi’s Baby Crazy

January 12, 2023January 6, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Adam's mother Gigi is sitting at a table with Adam, Noah, and her boyfriend Glen. Gigi is holding baby Valerie and cooing at her: "Aww... look at you! I remember when your big brother was as widdle as you!" Glen smiles and says, "Ya, they're cute when they're that tiny." Noah proudly (and narcisisstically) pipes up, saying, "And she's got great genetics!" Glen grins and replies, "Ya, from Ruth." Noah scowls and growls, while Gigi looks at Adam and asks, "Adam, when are you and Stacey gonna start having wee ones?" Adam winces and stammers, "Um... well... you're too young to be a granny, Ma..."

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January 5, 2023: Ursula’s Resolutions

January 5, 2023January 5, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula's teacher, Miss Fardemar, is standing in front of the class with "New Year's Resolutions" written on the board behind her. She asks, "So who has a New Year's resolution they'd like to share?" Ursula has her hand up and is waving it, and Miss Fardemar calls on her: "Ursula?" Ursula says, "Watch more cartoons and do less homework!" Miss Fardemar replies, "Well, you have to do the homework I assign." Ursula retorts, "Not if you make a resolution to stop assigning it."

Nice try, Ursula. Swing and a miss, but nice try. Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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January 4, 2023: The TC10K

January 5, 2023January 4, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth and Noah are in the kitchen and she tells him, "I'm doing the TC10K run this year." Noah grins and replies, "Fantastic!" as he fetches some Koolaid from the fridge. Ruth continues, "Ursula's too little for it, but you could run it with me." Still grinning, Noah looks down at his glass and tells her, "Naw, I prefer yoga and rowing." Not giving up, Ruth squeezes Noah's shoulder and says, "I think the run will be good for you. My dad's doing the TC10K this year, too." Noah raises his eyebrows and replies, "Oh? Did Agnes tell him that yet?" Ruth crosses her arms and squirms: "Um..." Noah continues, "Is she running it with him?" Ruth looks uncomfortable and says, "Well... no... Mom has a bum knee. She'll meet him at the finish line." To which Noah replies, "Yeah... me and the girls will meet you at the finish line with Agnes and her bum knee."

No, Noah, Frank has not been informed of his participation in the TC10K yet. The TC10K is a run/walk race for charity held in Victoria, BC. I’m kinda thinking I might sign up for it this year, actually. I’ll be in the back with the slow walkers, lol… Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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January 3, 2023: Back to School

January 2, 2023January 3, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula's teacher, Miss Fardemar is smiling and clutching a stack of papers to her chest as Ursula enters the classroom. Miss Fardemar says to her, "Ursula, you're back! I thought you were off to raid England in Viking homeschool." Ursula scowls and growls in response. Miss Fardemar continues, "Well, you can tell us all about it... maybe even in Danish!" Ursula replies, "Pretty sure I'll get detention if I use any of the Danish words I learned from my brothers..."

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January 2, 2023: “No.”

January 2, 2023January 2, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ursula are sitting cross-legged in front of the TV, watching cartoons and eating sugary cereal. Ruth approaches and asks, "Ursula, do you want to—" Ursula cuts her off, saying, "No." Annoyed, Ruth says, "I didn't finish the—" and Ursula again interrupts her: "No." Ruth says, "You don't know what I was going to—" and Ursula again interrupts her: "No." Now Noah is irked and pipes up with, "Ursula, at least let Mommy finish before—" and Ursula again interrupts: "No." She then continues: "The few precious hours of freedom I have left before school are all for watching cartoons. No time for anything else."

Ursula’s New Year’s resolution to watch more cartoons is off to a great start. Her attitude, however… Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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December 31, 2022: Happy 2023!

December 30, 2022December 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth is standing, hair down, in a green party dress and holding baby Valerie, in a pink onesie with a pink bow in her hair and wearing a white sash reading "2023." Ruth scowls and says to Noah, "I thought we were dressing Valerie up as Baby New Year." Noah, standing next to her, in a blue loincloth with a blue bow in his hair and wearing a white sash reading "2023," smiles and replies, "There can be two Baby New Years." Ruth groans, "Ugh... Noah..." and Noah retorts, "What? I'm nowhere near old enough to dress up like Father Time!"

It’s safe to say that Noah‘s favorite TV show as a kid must have been Mr. Dressup. In any case, happy new year! Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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December 30, 2022: New Year’s Resolutions

December 29, 2022December 30, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula and Noah are sitting on the living room rug, still building Lego, while Ruth and Agnes are sitting on the sofa behind them. Ruth is knitting and Agnes is holding baby Valerie. Ruth asks Agnes, "Any New Year's resolutions, Mom?" Agnes replies, "Yes, Frank needs to exercise more." Agnes then grins and looks at Noah and asks Ruth, "What resolutions are you assigning yours?" And Noah frowns in response. Ruth has a nervous grin, laughs, and replies, "Well... I think Noah ought to read more books." Furious, Noah retorts, "I prefer audiobooks. Y'know, while I'm busy doing all the work around the house? I listen to 3 books a week." Ursula then pipes up, grinning, "Wait, did you just say you can listen to books instead of read them?" Confused, Noah answers, "Yes?" Ursula then asks, "Why didn't you tell me that was an option?!?"

Hmm… they have audiobook versions of Garfield anthologies? Anyway, wonder if Frank knows he’ll be exercising more in 2023… Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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December 29, 2022: Lego and Pizza

December 28, 2022December 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ursula are sitting on the living room rug, assembling Ursula's Lego Goat Boat. Ursula says, "I'd have so much more time to build Lego if it weren't for all the homework." Noah, busy pushing pieces together, echoes her: "Yep. I'd have so much more time to build Lego if it weren't for all the housework and cooking." Ursula senses an opportunity and asks him, "So you admit we should order pizza more?"

Ursula has a point, but I doubt Noah will give in on the pizza front. Also, I like how Ursula seemingly assumes that as soon as they graduate from school, the only thing stopping them from building Lego stuff is the time spent cooking rather than ordering pizza. Share on FacebookPost on XSave

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