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Adam’s Birthday, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah gives his Adam his birthday present and assures him it's not one of the books from Ruth's reading suggestions.

Seems like Adam is already familiar with Ruth’s book recommendations and ain’t having it.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags birthday, father and son, goth, stepmother

Adam’s Birthday, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 15, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth are driving to Noah's eldest son's place, arguing about whether Ruth or Adam is the weird one in the family.

No matter what Ruth says, Adam has the best taste in front yard fountains.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags family black sheep, goth, halloween decor

Learning Time With Glen, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah also doesn't know how the lawnmower works, which Glen assumes is due to Noah's lack of actual job experience.

I dunno, scrubbing station wagons in a speedo seems like a real job. Team Noah all the way.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags frenemies, high school jobs, lazy, memories, teasing, yardwork

Learning Time With Glen, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Glen is alpha-dogging Noah over his inability to change his own flat tire.

Yes, Noah could learn to fix his own flats, but it’s so much more efficient to just get Glen to do it.

Categories Glen Jenkins, Noah ThorsenTags fix a flat, frenemies, great expectations, manhood, teasing

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 3

April 17, 2024August 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's granny insists on assuming Noah is a gigolo for hire.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, grandmother, great expectations, guilt trip, in-laws, mother and daughter

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's father seeks to cut a limb off the family tree.

Noah had better stay a landlubber.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws

Load-in

April 17, 2024July 29, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Lead singers gotta lead sing, not load in.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, lazy, lead singer

Sunday morning test cartoon

January 26, 2024July 9, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

  Noah and Ruth at church… looks like Noah is praying the hangover away. Again.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags church, hangover
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