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Agnes Burgoyne

Noah’s Clown Dance

October 13, 2024July 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah dances in his clown costume as Agnes continues to try to ignore him.

Agnes is ignoring Noah but her pal Lorraine can’t look away when Noah keeps finding new ways to act out.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags attention seeking, costumes, dance, in-laws, mischief, playing make believe, spying and snooping

Unicycle Juggling

October 13, 2024July 12, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is seeking attention but Agnes is determined to ignore him no matter what.

Noah is seeking attention but Agnes is determined to ignore him no matter what.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags attention seeking, great expectations, in-laws, mischief, spying and snooping

Piña Colada Day

October 13, 2024July 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes and her pal are still spying on Noah as he celebrates Piña Colada Day.

Agnes and her pal are still spying on Noah as he celebrates Piña Colada Day.

(Agnes is more of a gin and tonic kinda gal.)

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags arguments, complaints, costumes, in-laws, playing make believe, spying and snooping

Spying on Noah

October 13, 2024July 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Agnes and her friend spy on Noah while he takes poolside selfies.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags baby barf, complaints, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, spying and snooping, stay at home dad

Watching the Northern Lights

May 26, 2024May 11, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

The Thorsens and the Burgoynes—well, most of them—enjoy the rare display of the Northern Lights down in Victoria, BC.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, grandmother, husband and wife, in-laws, mother and daughter

Working Hard or Hardly Working

May 8, 2024April 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws

Agnes Doesn’t DIY

April 17, 2024March 23, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Agnes to teach Ursula to make doilies but gets an answer he wasn't expecting.

Noah miscalculates Agnes’ craftiness… also, the apple sure don’t fall far from the tree, but which tree?

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arts and crafts, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, great expectations, in-laws, lazy, shopping

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws, teasing

Ursula’s Christmas List

April 11, 2025November 17, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Agnes Burgoyne

Merry Christmas!

February 7, 2024December 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is kneeling on the floor next to Grandma Agnes' Christmas tree while baby Valerie plays with the discarded wrapping paper from the opened presents and Agnes sits in a chair drinking cocoa. Ursula asks Agnes, "Grandma, how come Santa's tags have your writing on them?" Agnes concocts some BS answer: "Well, Santa's very busy with delivering presents so he doesn't have time to fill out all the tags." Ursula next asks, "Why don't the elves write the tags?" and Agnes tells her "Elves can't read and write, dear." Ursula counters, "That's not what Granny Thorsen says."

  Merry Christmas, all!

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie Thorsen
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