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Noah’s Diary: October 14, 2025

Noah talks about Thanksgiving, muses on his mother-in-law Agnes’ terrible cooking, and recounts some of her social climbing schemes and machinations.

Noah is exhausted after days in the kitchen making pear butter, pear cookies, and pear everything dealing with the Pear-pocalypse.

Noah schemes to get Ursula to take up an interest in music by any means necessary… even if it means harnessing his mom’s powers of the guilt trip.

Ursula’s finally opened her mystery box and it sounds like she’s none too happy about its contents. In fact, she’s furious.

Turns out Ursula’s suspicions were right all along: Noah and Ruth have indeed been conspiring to make her do summer homework.

Ursula wrestles with temptation as her two main drives of hoarding Danebrix and avoiding math do battle.

Noah thinks Ursula’s curiosity will get the better of her if he leaves her alone with the box and scissors and false hope.

Noah tries to convince Ursula to open her parcel but she’s suspicious and refuses.

Ursula’s suspicious of unsolicited parcels a month before school starts… and probably rightfully so.

Ursula runs from the RCMP in the middle of the night and the Cartoonist tells us about a recent incident that inspired her.