Pyra Draculea - Noah's Archipelago

Pride in the Name of Ruth

You’d think Noah would have noticed this tactic not getting his desired results as often as he likes…

Really, Ruth? How does someone with young children not know of the existence of “Baby Shark”?

Noah wants to know if Ruth has secrets he doesn’t know… and maybe he doesn’t want to know, but he does.

Noah should ask more questions if he wants more answers… actually, no. Scratch that. He shouldn’t ask any questions.

Can’t complain about being out of the loop if you don’t read the loop newsletter, Noah.

See, this is why you don’t talk without your lawyer present, Ursula. Better yet, don’t talk at all.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Ask stupid questions, get stupid answers, Noah.

The penny drops and Noah learns the truth of his mother’s “pets.”

Noah and his sons are still talking about Granny’s gators and Noah’s still missing the point.