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Month: April 2024

You’re Still Whining About That?

April 19, 2024April 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is still sore about the $500 she'd hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Ursula is still sore about the $500 she’d hoped to swindle Noah out of with Ruth supposed secrets.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, disappointment, Kid sister, plotting and scheming

Eclipse Excuse

April 19, 2024April 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Ursula is looking for any old excuse to avoid her Monday math quiz.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

No Housework Day

April 19, 2024April 6, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth wants Noah to help with chores but it's No Housework Day

Noah’s trying to get the ball rolling on a weekly observance of “No Housework Day.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, disappointment, great expectations, husband and wife, lazy, stay at home dad

National Walk to Work Day

April 19, 2024April 5, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula isn't into celebrating Walk to Work/School Day.

Why walk when you can be chauffeured? Fake holidays be damned.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, fitness and exercise, guilt trip, holidays, lazy

April Fools Redux

April 19, 2024April 3, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah isn't sways by Ursula's Bono bait-and-switch.

You’d think by now Ursula would know that her parents actually do talk and so the same bait-and-switch toy store tactic won’t work a second time.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags Bono, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, shopping, stay at home dad, U2

April Fools 2024

April 19, 2024April 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula uses a Bono bait and switch on her mom

Ursula never misses an opportunity to try to bait-and-switch her way into an expanded Lego collection.

Categories Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bad behavior, Bono, bratty, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, mischief, mother and daughter, shopping, U2
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