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Month: April 2024

Playing Fortnight

May 8, 2024April 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Ursula’s pals talk Taylor Swift while Ursula talks first person shooter games.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, fandom, frenemies, Taylor Swift

Dishonesty vs. Dishonesty

May 8, 2024April 27, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Noah and Ursula argue about dishonesty in journalism and peanut butter cups.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, stay at home dad

Edited Outta Context

May 8, 2024April 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah learns the hard way that Ursula's journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Noah learns the hard way that Ursula’s journalism ethics leave much to be desired.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, journalism, playing make believe, stay at home dad

Today’s Top Stories

May 8, 2024April 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Ursula and Lily begin their first broadcast of the Ursula News Network with a dose of sensationalism.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, journalism, playing make believe

Competitive Analysis

May 8, 2024April 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what's most important.

Ursula and her pal Lily watch the news and take notes, but come to very different conclusions of what’s most important.

Categories Ursula Thorsen, Ursula's SchoolmatesTags bratty, great expectations, journalism

Working Hard or Hardly Working

May 8, 2024April 20, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Ursula spots what she thinks is a salamander with 2 tails, but Noah knows a job well-done when he sees one.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, grandmother, in-laws

Duke’s Not Listening

April 19, 2024April 19, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Duke's had it with Ursula's lack of listening and vice versa.

Duke’s had it with Ursula’s lack of listening and vice versa.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, great expectations, Kid sister, revenge

Free Market Profit 101

April 19, 2024April 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula still isn't heeding Duke's business basics tips.

Ursula still isn’t heeding Duke’s business basics tips.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, great expectations, Kid sister

Playing MBA

April 19, 2024April 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah checks in on the kids' "play" and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Noah checks in on the kids’ “play” and seems completely unfazed by their mutual misery.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, daddy daughter, father and son, great expectations, Kid sister, playing make believe

Price vs. Value

April 19, 2024April 13, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips... that she isn't listening to.

Duke tries to give Ursula some basic business education tips… that she isn’t listening to.

Categories Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, Bono, disappointment, great expectations, Kid sister, plotting and scheming
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