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Month: November 2022

The Cooking Lesson

February 7, 2024November 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries, unsuccessfully, to coach Ursula into learning to cook.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

Granny Thorsen vs. the Gator

February 7, 2024November 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula have a video chat with his mother in Florida and learn just how dangerous the Sunshine State can be.

Looks like Noah’s insistence on showing a lot of bare skin might well be genetic.

Categories Granny Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, gators, grandmother, guilt trip, homework

Nickelback Baby

February 7, 2024November 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula learns a bit about how her brothers came to be and draws her own conclusions.

Duke might be the little brother but he has the bigger mouth.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Duke Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, family history, homework, Kid sister, teasing, too much information

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula asks Noah about how he met Ruth.

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, Marilyn Manson, memories, playing make believe, tribute band

The Dad Tax

February 7, 2024November 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula comes to Noah looking for candy, only to find Noah's been eating her Halloween haul.

Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, stay at home dad, taxation, theft, unfair
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