memories - Noah's Archipelago

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

The Not-So-Nudie Beach

June 12, 2024October 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Gigi's tales of having frequented the nude beach ruin Adam's appetite for lunch (and beyond).

Much like his ex-wife Gigi, Noah refuses to even consider that there comes a time and a place to no longer discuss one’s time at the ol’ nudie beach… and certainly an audience that doesn’t wish to hear about such things.

Learning Time With Glen, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah also doesn't know how the lawnmower works, which Glen assumes is due to Noah's lack of actual job experience.

I dunno, scrubbing station wagons in a speedo seems like a real job. Team Noah all the way.