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Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags awkward questions, great expectations, husband and wife, in-laws

Happy Halloween!

February 7, 2024October 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula complains about having to go trick-or-treating when Noah has tons of candy at home. He sends her out anyway.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, costumes, daddy daughter, grandmother, Halloween, in-laws, lazy

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags chores, in-laws, lazy, maximum efficiency, robots and gizmos

Thanksgiving Dreaming

June 12, 2024October 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth argue about which relative's house to celebrate Thanksgiving at.

Ruth is going to drag Noah to her mom’s for Thanksgiving, whether he likes it or not… and whether her food is inedible or not.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags daydreams, disappointment, Ex-wife, husband and wife, in-laws, Thanksgiving

The Day After Costco

June 12, 2024October 6, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah argue about whether she can have some of that sweet, sweet Costco sugar.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, grandmother, in-laws, stay at home dad

The Giant Skeleton

June 12, 2024October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Adam decorate for Halloween, much to Agnes' annoyance.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Categories Adam Thorsen, Agnes Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, grandmother, halloween decor, in-laws, Kid sister

Garlic for the Undead

June 12, 2024October 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth spots Noah planting way too much garlic in the garden, but he has his reasons.

Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags chores, great expectations, Halloween, husband and wife, in-laws, teasing

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 3

April 17, 2024August 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's granny insists on assuming Noah is a gigolo for hire.

Ruth’s granny knows a cheap good time when she sees one.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, grandmother, great expectations, guilt trip, in-laws, mother and daughter

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 2

April 17, 2024August 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth and Agnes argue about Noah and Ruth's ex

Ruth’s mom laments Noah’s lack of a job and urges Ruth to “make herself available” for a cheating ex-boyfriend who is soon getting divorced.

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws, mother and daughter

Pool Party at the In-Laws, Part 1

April 17, 2024August 1, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth's father seeks to cut a limb off the family tree.

Noah had better stay a landlubber.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, in-laws
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