in-laws - Noah's Archipelago

Noah the Butthurt

March 13, 2024March 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah has pulled a butt cheek on the squat and Agnes and Ursula have opinions.

Noah overdid things on the squat rack and Ursula and Agnes turn hecklers.

What Will Ruth Say?

February 7, 2024January 26, 2024 by Pyra Draculea

Noah learns the truth about his mother's gator activities and can't quite handle it.

The penny drops and Noah learns the truth of his mother’s “pets.”

Playing Chicken

February 5, 2024February 8, 2023 by Pyra Draculea

Noah is giving Valerie her bottle and Frank comes up with a coffee cup and says, "Alright, Agnes went to the salon. What's the intel?" Noah smiles and says, "We can have up to 10 hens. Minimum coop size is 40 square feet, but I think we should make it at least 8x8." Frank smiles and replies, "Plenty of room next to the pool." Noah continues, "And the run should be at least 100 square feet. More is better." Frank says, "Like I said." Noah then says, "In theory we get 10 eggs a day for most of the year." Frank smiles and says, "Let's do it... next month when Agnes goes to Vegas with her sisters." Noah replies, "Roger that." Meanwhile Valerie yanks a lock of Noah's hair and pokes him in the throat. Noah says to Valerie, "Ow! Valerie, don't pull Daddy's hair." Frank then says, "Yeah, that's how I lost mine."

Noah and Frank are plotting to get free eggs… well, free after the cost of the coop, the run, the hens, the feed… Meanwhile, Valerie is practising her assassin moves for when she’s big enough to actually be dangerous.

Noah the Muffin Man

February 7, 2024November 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah brings a tray of fresh muffins to his in-laws' doorstep to bribe his way into some babysitting.

Noah knows exactly how to bribe his way into getting what he wants, and Frank is very, very bribeable.

Happy Halloween!

February 7, 2024October 31, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula complains about having to go trick-or-treating when Noah has tons of candy at home. He sends her out anyway.

Never question a man’s boyhood dedication to the pursuit of candy.

Noah’s Mind’s in the Gutters

June 12, 2024October 13, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah has a new toy: a gutter-cleaning robot.

Noah’s quest for both maximum efficiency in chores and victory over his mother-in-law continues… and he’s never met a robot he didn’t love.

Thanksgiving Dreaming

June 12, 2024October 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Ruth argue about which relative's house to celebrate Thanksgiving at.

Ruth is going to drag Noah to her mom’s for Thanksgiving, whether he likes it or not… and whether her food is inedible or not.

The Day After Costco

June 12, 2024October 6, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ursula and Noah argue about whether she can have some of that sweet, sweet Costco sugar.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

The Giant Skeleton

June 12, 2024October 5, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Noah and Adam decorate for Halloween, much to Agnes' annoyance.

Agnes always makes time to complain, except for when Ursula’s around and she has to fake like she isn’t pissed off at Noah.

Garlic for the Undead

June 12, 2024October 4, 2022 by Pyra Draculea

Ruth spots Noah planting way too much garlic in the garden, but he has his reasons.

Ever one for efficiency, Noah has found a way to get into both the gardening and the Halloween spirit… and to get a dig in at his mother-in-law Agnes while he’s at it.