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Ursula’s Sick… Sick of School

July 19, 2024June 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is ready for school to be over already. Noah? Not so much.

Ursula is ready for school to be over already. Noah? Not so much.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, Escape from School, great expectations, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

In a “Nautical” Mood

July 19, 2024June 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is home from his wedding gig and is hoping for some Saturday night nookie, but it seems Ruth’s not in a “nautical” mood.

Noah is home from his wedding gig and is hoping for some Saturday night nookie, but it seems Ruth’s not in a “nautical” mood.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags Bono, great expectations, husband and wife, plotting and scheming

Mother of the Bridezilla

July 19, 2024June 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah’s off to work, leaving Ursula and Ruth to start planning something that won’t happen for almost 20 years.

Noah’s off to work, leaving Ursula and Ruth to start planning something that won’t happen for almost 20 years.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, great expectations, plotting and scheming, teasing, wedding band

Ursula’s Dino-mite Wedding Plans

July 19, 2024June 21, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula's got some imaginative plans for her future wedding guest list.

Ursula’s got some imaginative plans for her future wedding guest list.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, daydreams, dinosaurs, disappointment, great expectations, playing make believe, plotting and scheming, wedding band

It Can Be Both

July 19, 2024June 19, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula keep discussing boring weddings and their causes.

Noah and Ursula keep discussing boring weddings and their causes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, boredom, bratty, daddy daughter, great expectations, teasing, wedding band

Father’s Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Father's Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah's Sunday morning fishin' plans.

Father’s Day gets in the way of Frank and Noah’s Sunday morning fishin’ plans.

Categories Frank Burgoyne, Noah ThorsenTags complaints, disappointment, gone fishing, great expectations, guilt trip, holidays, in-laws, plotting and scheming

Herbs & Spices Day

July 19, 2024June 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah brings home a bucket of KFC... to celebrate Herbs & Spices Day, not because he's lazy and didn't feel like cooking... pinky swear.

Noah brings home a bucket of KFC… to celebrate Herbs & Spices Day, not because he’s lazy and didn’t feel like cooking… pinky swear.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags arguments, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, husband and wife, lazy, plotting and scheming, teasing

National Donut Day 2024

July 19, 2024June 8, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula realizes she missed a chance to get sugary treats.

Noah’s not gonna tell Ursula he celebrated National Donut Day six times over yesterday.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, holidays, lazy, plotting and scheming, stay at home dad

Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 2

June 12, 2024May 24, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula keeps dreaming about her plans for a lazy summer... but Noah has made other plans for her.

Ursula keeps dreaming about her plans for a lazy summer… but Noah has made other plans for her.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, daydreams, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, plotting and scheming

Ursula’s Summer Plans, Part 1

June 12, 2024May 22, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.

Noah has delusions of Ursula helping out with chicken chores this summer.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags backyard chickens, bratty, chores, daddy daughter, daydreams, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad
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