daddy daughter - Noah's Archipelago

Daddy’s Printer Ink

Noah’s gonna have to keep his cartridges locked up.

Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.

Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.

Worms, huh? Noah’s got all the secrets to romantic success.

$Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.$

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

There goes Noah, getting himself in trouble with Ruth yet again…

I think we can see why Ursula only has the one younger sibling.

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

Ursula’s motivational speaking style owes much to her grandma Agnes