Kaboom! Kaboom!
“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”
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The Dad Tax
Today’s the day that Ursula learns about taxation. And the Dad Tax is always worse when you question his tales of his own trick-or-treat efforts as a kid.
The Day After Costco
Based on intel from Agnes, Ursula argues for a share of the previous day’s Costco candy haul, but Noah answers to Ruth, not to Agnes.
Bugs as a Love Language
Do you want bugs in your coffee, Noah? Because this is how you get bugs in your coffee. And your mother-in-law will do it gladly.
Ursula Hates Fractions
I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.
