Skip to content

Noah's Archipelago

Noah Thorsen: stay-at-home-dad, cover band rockstar, open shirt enthusiast.

Search
  • Home
  • About Noah’s Archipelago
    • About the Creator
  • Meet the Cast
    • Noah Thorsen
    • Ruth Thorsen
    • Ursula Thorsen
    • Valerie Thorsen
    • Adam Thorsen
    • Duke Thorsen
    • Granny Thorsen
    • Agnes Burgoyne
    • Frank Burgoyne
    • Gigi Malone
    • Glen Jenkins
    • Stacey Blackburn
    • Miss Fardemar
  • Search

bratty

We Need to Talk

February 7, 2024January 31, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah pulls Ursula aside to talk about morals and his mother's lack thereof, but Ursula misunderstands and ends up telling on herself.

Ursula and Noah need to talk, but more importantly, they ought to actually listen, too.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, getting in trouble, guilt trip, pep talk, stay at home dad

Grandpa Frank’s Gifts

February 5, 2024November 25, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, Christmas, daddy daughter, mall, shopping

Your Responsibility, Daddy

June 12, 2024March 23, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags backyard chickens, bratty, chores, daddy daughter, lazy, stay at home dad

Free Bird

February 7, 2024November 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wants to know when to interrupt Noah's band rehearsal.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, daddy daughter, tribute band

Noah’s Time-Out

February 7, 2024November 12, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula finds a stool with Noah's name on it and Noah and Ruth have very different reactions.

It’ll look great in the corner of the basement… if there is a basement…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, daddy daughter, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

Ursula’s Priorities

February 7, 2024November 10, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah asks Ursula if she's done her homework before drawing.

I might agree with Ursula’s priorities, but I bet her teacher wouldn’t.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, homework

Duke’s Burgers

February 7, 2024November 9, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula and Noah discuss Duke's latest hunting harvest.

Don’t ask questions you don’t want the answers to, Ursula.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags big brother, bratty, daddy daughter, disappointment, hunting

Sewing Hecklers

February 7, 2024November 8, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ursula can't stop hassling Ruth as she tries to sew.

Time for Ruth to teach both Ursula and Noah to sew their own damn clothes.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags bratty, chores, costumes, husband and wife, mother and daughter, teasing

The Cooking Lesson

February 7, 2024November 7, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah tries, unsuccessfully, to coach Ursula into learning to cook.

In Ursula’s defence, some of us didn’t learn to cook til we were in our 30s.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, chores, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, lazy, stay at home dad

“Tragic Canoe Accident”

February 5, 2024November 3, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Ursula is bored as her grandmother drones on about family history and her grandfather reads the paper, oblivious.
Just wait til you hear about Great-Great Aunt Mildred’s sister-in-law’s bunions, kiddo…

 

Ursula shouldn’t have said she needed to write an essay on family history if she didn’t want to get a book’s worth of information from Grandma Agnes.

Read more“Tragic Canoe Accident”

Categories Agnes Burgoyne, Frank Burgoyne, Ursula ThorsenTags bratty, family history, grandmother, homework, too much information
Post navigation
Older posts
Newer posts
← Previous 1 … 17 18 19 Next →

Recent Posts

  • Noah’s Diary: December 23, 2025
  • Noah’s Diary: December 16, 2025
  • Noah’s Diary: December 9, 2025
  • Noah’s Diary: December 2, 2025
  • Noah’s Diary: November 25, 2025

archives

  • ▼2025 (102)
    • ▼December (4)
      • Noah's Diary: December 23, 2025
      • Noah's Diary: December 16, 2025
      • Noah's Diary: December 9, 2025
      • Noah's Diary: December 2, 2025
    • ►November (4)
    • ►October (4)
    • ►September (1)
    • ►August (1)
    • ►July (11)
    • ►June (11)
    • ►May (15)
    • ►April (10)
    • ►March (14)
    • ►February (11)
    • ►January (16)
  • ►2024 (195)
    • ►December (13)
    • ►November (18)
    • ►October (16)
    • ►September (15)
    • ►August (16)
    • ►July (18)
    • ►June (18)
    • ►May (18)
    • ►April (16)
    • ►March (15)
    • ►February (17)
    • ►January (15)
  • ►2023 (287)
    • ►December (17)
    • ►November (16)
    • ►October (23)
    • ►September (24)
    • ►August (25)
    • ►July (27)
    • ►June (26)
    • ►May (27)
    • ►April (25)
    • ►March (27)
    • ►February (24)
    • ►January (26)
  • ►2022 (121)
    • ►December (27)
    • ►November (26)
    • ►October (26)
    • ►September (26)
    • ►August (13)
    • ►July (3)
© 2025 Noah's Archipelago • Powered by WPKoi
Scroll back to top