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band life

Howie Takes a Bribe

April 11, 2025November 30, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie... for a fee.

Ruth enlists the help of Noah’s guitarist Howie… for a fee.

Categories Noah's bandmates, Ruth ThorsenTags awkward questions, band life, chores, jealous, plotting and scheming, tribute band

Bear Spray Is Bad Medicine

April 11, 2025November 29, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Noah and Ruth talk bear spray and Bon Jovi.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags arguments, awkward questions, band life, complaints, husband and wife, stay at home dad, tribute band

The Dad Tax Is Theft

April 10, 2025November 15, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.

Noah explains why he can’t stay for post-gig beers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, court, cover band, disappointment, plotting and scheming

Sounds Like It Wasn’t Lego

October 14, 2024August 10, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah leaves Ursula to behave herself with Ruth’s parcel… or not…

Noah leaves Ursula to behave herself with Ruth’s parcel… or not…

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, complaints, daddy daughter, disappointment, great expectations, mischief, plotting and scheming, spying and snooping

Canada Day Heckling

October 13, 2024July 1, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula heckles Noah during his Canada Day gig

Ursula rushes the stage and gets her heckle on during Noah’s Canada Day cover band gig.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, Canada Day, cover band, daddy daughter, great expectations, holidays, lead singer, mischief, plotting and scheming

Ursula Hates Weddings

July 19, 2024June 17, 2024 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Noah is getting ready for another wedding gig while Ursula remembers a boring wedding she got dragged to a while back.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula Thorsen, Valerie ThorsenTags band life, boredom, bratty, complaints, cover band, daddy daughter, teasing, wedding band

The Pitch

February 5, 2024January 16, 2023 by Pyra Draculea
Noah is talking to his old bandmate Gary, who says to Noah, " So Dave's lost his voice and can't do the show on Saturday. You in?" Noah sighs and replies, "Dunno, Gary. I'd like to, but Ruth hates Marilyn Manson. That's why I had to quit the band." Gary rolls his eyes and says, "Oh, c'mon! Live a little." Noah scowls and says, "Ruth would kill me." Gary sneers and retorts, "You gotta stop letting your ol' ball and chain tell you what to do."Noah rolls his eyes and shrugs his shoulders, saying, "One could say the same thing about my ol' bandmates."

  It’s true that Noah and Ruth first met at one of Noah’s old Marilyn Manson tribute band gigs, but it didn’t take long before Ruth put an end to Noah’s Antichrist Superstar impersonation days.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, disappointment, great expectations, guilt trip, lead singer, Marilyn Manson, tribute band

Free Bird

February 7, 2024November 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula wants to know when to interrupt Noah's band rehearsal.

Noah’s gonna get heckled at home.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, bratty, cover band, daddy daughter, tribute band

Two Out of Three Ain’t Bad

February 7, 2024November 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula seizes the opportunity to get homework answers while Noah is distracted helping his drummer set up for rehearsal.

Ursula might have gotten a wrong answer from Noah, but at least she didn’t have to bother Googling the answers.

Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, lead singer

Kaboom! Kaboom!

February 7, 2024November 2, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula asks Noah about how he met Ruth.

“Kaboom Kaboom” is actually a kinda romantic song, at least by Marilyn Manson standards… so he was probably singing something more like “Slutgarden.”

Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, daddy daughter, homework, husband and wife, Marilyn Manson, memories, playing make believe, tribute band
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