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Ursula Hates Fractions

June 12, 2024September 27, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula refuses to learn fractions, though Noah can think of a couple real-world cases of when they're necessary.

I suppose Ursula’s not planning to learn to cook either, because I sure have to know quarters and halves to make dinner.

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags awkward questions, daddy daughter, homework, math sucks, missing the point, stay at home dad

Escape from School

June 12, 2024September 26, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula, Noah, and Ruth are sitting around the table in the morning and discussing why Ursula has to go to school and Noah doesn't.

There goes Noah, getting himself in trouble with Ruth yet again…

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags complaints, daddy daughter, Escape from School, husband and wife, mother and daughter, stay at home dad, teacher life

Boring Grown-Up Saturday Night Stuff

June 12, 2024September 24, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah and Ruth were just about ready to start getting frisky on the sofa when Ursula emerges from her room, having decided to argue about her bedtime.

I think we can see why Ursula only has the one younger sibling.

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags daddy daughter, disappointment, husband and wife, mother and daughter, Saturday night

Noah’s New Stage Poses

June 12, 2024September 23, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
As Ruth gets ready for bed, Noah is getting ready for his next gig and wants feedback on his stage poses.

Noah can never understand why Ruth asks him such silly questions.

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags husband and wife, lead singer

Lacemaking With Ruth

June 12, 2024September 22, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam is learning to make bobbin lace from Ruth and being gleeful to have escaped bass duty.

Careful, Adam: bobbin lace is just the gateway drug. Next she’ll be pushing Irish crochet. Eventually, she’ll get you hooked on the hard stuff like needlelace.

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Categories Adam Thorsen, Ruth ThorsenTags lacemaking, stepmother, tribute band

Trade Ya!

June 12, 2024September 21, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam tricks Ursula into taking his place in the band... never mind that she can't play bass.

Ursula really should ask more questions when her brothers are seemingly willing to give her what she wants so easily.

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Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, big brother, cover band, daddy daughter, homework, Kid sister, lazy, stay at home dad

Adam’s Disguise

June 12, 2024September 20, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Adam is wearing camo so no one will know he's playing in Noah's Creed tribute band.

I guess this means Noah isn’t looking to change up the band’s styling.

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Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah ThorsenTags band life, costumes, cover band, Creed, father and son, great expectations, guilt trip, tribute band, U2

The Bass Trap

June 12, 2024September 19, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah lays a trip on Adam to get him to play bass for his Creed tribute band.

Adam’s starting to regret all those hours spent practicing bass instead of hanging out in the desert near Roswell holding a “Alpha Centauri or bust” sign.

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Categories Adam Thorsen, Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmatesTags band life, cover band, Creed, father and son, guilt trip, tribute band

Ursula the Motivational Speaker

June 12, 2024September 17, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Ursula got her bear, but Noah got no thanks.

Ursula’s motivational speaking style owes much to her grandma Agnes

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags blackmail, daddy daughter, fall fair, midway games, mother and daughter, pep talk, teddy bears

Back to the Midway

June 12, 2024September 16, 2022 by Pyra Draculea
Noah rushes from the stage to the midway because he knows Ursula will indeed snitch on him if he doesn't get that bear.

Noah’d better get throwing because Ursula’s running out of patience.

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Categories Noah Thorsen, Noah's bandmates, Ruth Thorsen, Ursula ThorsenTags band life, blackmail, cover band, daddy daughter, fall fair, great expectations, husband and wife, midway games, mother and daughter, teddy bears
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